Sunday, March 22, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 10 - KARMIC JOURNEY OF THE SOUL BALDWIN



GUESS THE NUMBER OF BALDWINS IN TONIGHT'S EPISODE AND WIN A CHRISTMAS HAM!


Holy SHIT! Lots going on here, lots to process. In this one, we talk peacocking, give our listeners FAR too much attention by actually reading their emails on the air, get sucked down a reincarnation rabbit hole, give you a surprise Low Light, get into some brutal and dark fairy tales, go "beneath the hoods" of secret societies, and discuss how adult babies signify the Aeon of Horus. Please do join us.


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Keep writing emails, I'll read them out loud. Write dumb stuff and I'll say it. I have no shame, clearly.
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UPDATE: 03/29/15: NO NEW NIGHTS AFTER DARK THIS WEEK :(
We'll be back next week. Please enjoy this tropical song instead. It Dad Rocks so hard it might impregnate your Mom.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 9 - PROFESSIONAL PACKAGE SPOTTERS



COUNT THE PACKAGES IN THE PICTURE AND WIN A PRIZE!

It's an episode... about nothing! And by nothing, I mean 311, new Cinderella, Blonde Depp, strange Dutch music man Harry Merry, furries around the globe, best fairytale remakes, and Cool American flavored Doritos.


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Sunday, March 8, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 8 - DOUCHEJA VU




In this episode, we over-"share", talk horror movies, probe the mysteries of Quantum Immortality, play some douche jams, and drink weird German boozes. Enjoy!

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Sunday, March 1, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 7 - A GENUINELY DEEP PROBING AT THE ALIEN DILDO PODCAST EMPORIUM




In this episode, we out the secrets of the universe, the aliens, and reincarnation. Eric Clapton also appears. I've had too many Mom Wines to describe further.


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Little blue alien about to "host a podcast" with Christopher Walken:



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Sunday, February 22, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 6 - OCCULT THEMES IN CLASSICAL MUSIC, VOL. II




WOW. We've really debased ourselves to typical IllCon levels on this one. Could this be our "best" episode yet? LISTEN AND THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED.


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LOCATION: Berlin, Germany

TOPICS:
Zoo Chat!
Wachowski Chat!
Akhenaten Chat!
German Snack Chat, Vol. II!
Wagner Chat!

Next Week: Something something German Occult something who knows?
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Sunday, February 15, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 5 - OCCULT THEMES IN CLASSICAL MUSIC, VOL. I




Hallo Untermenchen! We're back after a week off. In this episode, we get deep on the secret influences of famous composers, fuck around with soundboards, and eat snacks. What did you want, professional radio? This is IllCon, friend.


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LOCATION: Berlin, Germany

TOPICS:
Rocky Horror Chat!
Film Festival Chat!
German Snack Chat!
Mozart Chat!
Scriabin Chat!
Alien Chat!

Next Week: Occult Themes Vol. II.
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Sunday, February 1, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 4 - MASKS OF THE ILLUM-ARMANI



This week we're in Venice talking about masks and masked balls and Carnevale and Kubrick and all sorts of weird stuff. This episode goes deep. This is IMPORTANT PODCASTING. Trust me, I'm your friend.

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LOCATION: Venice, Italy

TOPICS:
Jump Start Your Horse / Twelve Thousand Registered Hookers / Louie Futon / Heart In A Pyramid / Can’t Say No To An Angel / Dad Hard / Gotta Bang Some Peasants / Garth Brooks, Mind Slave / Conspiracy of Stupidity / How Men Get Their Power / Break Out Of Brixton


NEXT WEEK: BREAK WEEK, NO SHOW.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

THE REVEREND BRUCE HOWARD


LISTEN UP YOU CHADS, CHUDS, AND CHOADS, HERE'S A NEW BLOG POST I MADE BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE KEEP POINTING OUT THAT THIS BLOG HASN'T HAD ANY NEW BLOG POSTS IN YEARS.

It's now had one new blog post in years.

There is minimal online information on this dude, but from what I can tell, Rev. Bruce was a Seattle public access host in the early 90s. His show went through several incarnations, including one he co-hosted with a French bulldog named Buster Love (look it up, good stuff).

But it's this earlier form that I'm obsessed with. Dude is ON FIRE. Doesn't even need a shirt. Leather jacket? Check. Chubby cult followers? Check. Bullwhips? Check. Attack dog? Fuckin' check. All excellent elements on their own, but when you add them up? OH YEEEAH! Best Internet Thing I've seen this year.

REVEREND BRUCE, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR:



Sunday, January 25, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 3 - FAMOUS CONCRETE DICK ON 33RD



Third episode? Third episode. Third episode.

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GUEST STARRING: Charles the Heckler!

LOCATION: New York City

TOPICS:
A Special Message From Barth Grooks / Slaw Talk / Numerology and the Grid / Boaz and Joaquin Phoenix / 30 Rock, Shrine to Lucifer / Nob Talk / Hunger Games, Bellwether of the Apocalypse / Please Don’t Wash This / Some Serious Dan Brown Shit / Think About the Magic Seven


NEXT WEEK: CARNIVAL MASKS AND MASK MAKERS
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Sunday, January 18, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 2 - ALL MY EXES LIVE IN VORTEXES



Holy shit you guys, it's me, Erik, re-descending into your vibrational frequency with IllCon: Nights After Dark: Episode 2! Our second episode! One week later! Wow! Time is so weird, right?

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GUEST STARRING AL!

LOCATION: Sedona, AZ

TOPICS:
Stapp Up 2 Your Mentality / Welcome To Vortex Country / Chakra Kahn / Unidentified Football Objects / You’ve Discovered My Inner Child / Baby Alien In A Jar / Herb Walks / I Married A Psychic / Hair Doesn’t Just Disappear / UFO Segway Tours

NEXT WEEK: POWER CENTERS OF CITIES (from NYC!)
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