Sunday, July 26, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 25 - ERIK'S NEW MAKEOVER




Podcasting Is A Dirty Business / Weird Mysterious Alien Virus / A Really Long Night On The Pole / Makes Ghosts Hard / Blue Powerade / Free And Loose Out On The Streets / To Force The Dead To Reveal The Secrets Of The Unseen World / The Faustian Tale / Don't Bring Your Boyfriend Shopping (Sarah's Al Rant) / Full Femme Fatale / The Pac-Man Moon Theory / That's Shit Dead / Full On Double Saxophone / Lady Superstitions / Siqq Piqqs: Rifftrax / Edgar Winter In The Summertime


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PSA: NO NEW N.A.D. NEXT WEEK (8/2) SEE YOU CHUDS THE WEEK AFTER.

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Sunday, July 19, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 24 - STRAIGHT DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE




Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler!
I can't even describe this one, you guys. We tie all the threads together. Just listen. We go deep.


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Sunday, July 12, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 23 - ILLCON ORIGINS: PART ONE: DISGUSTING GROUPIE JIZZUM HEAVY METAL CUM




Jerry's Finger / Homemade Cum Wine / Butt Cleavage / First Known Recordings Of IllCon Radio / DORITOS / Erik's Terrible Dumb Ideas / Gogglebox: Your Social Control Programming, Every Sunday On Channel 4 / ScrotumTumor.com / Jesus's Foreskin / Zac Baggins Is Synchronistically Communicating With Me Through His Ouija Board / Don't Do Anything Important At 3AM / A Walken Role / On The Internet, No One Knows You're Leonard Cohen / All The Holes That Have Turned Into Eyes / Philly Ray Cyrus / No Poo Movement / Shave Your Face, Ladies / Evil Dead Nerd Rant


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Sunday, July 5, 2015

ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION: THE LIVE SHOW


LISTEN UP CHUDS, IF YOU WANT MORE ILLCON THIS WEEK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.



GET YOUR ASS TO SAN FRANCISCO AND GO SEE CORY, SHELBY, AND AL, LIVE AT THE PUNCHLINE COMEDY CLUB!

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS JELLO BIAFRA, JOSHUA GRANNELL AKA PEACHES CHRIST, KASEEM BENTLEY, MATT AND PAUL MAGIC, JOEL M. FEW, EVA VON SLUT, AND MORE!



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DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.

If you're gonna be lame and stay home, here's last week's episode of NAD for you again, loser:


Sunday, June 28, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 22 - PENTAGRAMS FUCKING ALL OVER IT



The American National Anthem / The New Illogical Contraption Theme Song / That Scene Where Tom Hanks Bangs Amelie In The Basement / Whoops I Put In A Sin / Smash It To Get Her Off / Big And Just Waiting To Be Husked / Semi-Hard Evidence / A Reasonable Number Of Holes / Worshiping Satan With Every Swing / Too Many Black Balls / Acacia Nightz / DMT Brew / Doing A Dead Chick Is A Symbol For Rebirth / Decapitating Shoppers With Their Giant Swords / Sarah's Awesome Dude Crisis Segment / So What??


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Sunday, June 21, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 21 - OCCULT ASTROLOGY AND YOU




Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler!

Topics: Flat Earth, Hollow Earth / Guccifer / Email Hacking of the Rich and Famous / New York Times Nuclear Threat?? / Occult Numerological Timing / Nostradumbass / My J'ncos Are Not Aligned With the Stars / Scientology Corner / UKUSA / Actual Real Economic Discussion About the Potential Dissolution of the Eurozone (an IllCon first!) / Talking Shit on the French and the Scottish / Talking Shit on Google and Burning Man / Are You Ready?


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Sunday, June 14, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 20 - LET THE MIGHTY EAGLE SOAR




American Pride / Slash Slashers / British Garishness / Tartan Bling / Arizona Lesson / SF Bitchin' / Nine Eleven Jimmy Buffet / True Bad Boy Hair / Strippers Running From Dinosaurs / Yabba Dabba Don't / So We Eat Him Who Fell / Aliens Are Like Lightning / Real Or Not So Real / Just Turn Into Your Dad If You Want Attention / Braff Facts / Like She's Never Soared Before


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Sunday, May 31, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 19 - EIGHT CIRCUITS OF CILANTCHOUSNESS




Creating Freemasonry Conspiracy Theories; The America Dream is Luciferian; Cola Commercial Psy Ops; IllCon Low Lights; Activating Your Eight Circuits; Siqq Piqqs!

No show next week (6/7/15). See y'all the week after!


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Sunday, May 24, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 18 - MOM MEMES




Scientology update! Ghost update (doors closing on their own)! Stress tests! Mad Max! Poltergeist! Sarah discovers a new genre of horror! Questionable memes! Adult Big Butt Kids! Holy shit you guys, podcasting, how do we do it? No seriously. We have no idea.


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Sunday, May 17, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 17 - OUR BOATS HAVE ARRIVED




In this one, we discuss all things Australian, Sarah's girl crushes, What Women Want, the owl / alien / demon continuum, our apartment ghost, hallucinogenic mold, dumb SF, really badly reviewed movies, and loads of freaky British snacks!


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