Sunday, June 28, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 22 - PENTAGRAMS FUCKING ALL OVER IT




The American National Anthem / The New Illogical Contraption Theme Song / That Scene Where Tom Hanks Bangs Amelie In The Basement / Whoops I Put In A Sin / Smash It To Get Her Off / Big And Just Waiting To Be Husked / Semi-Hard Evidence / A Reasonable Number Of Holes / Worshiping Satan With Every Swing / Too Many Black Balls / Acacia Nightz / DMT Brew / Doing A Dead Chick Is A Symbol For Rebirth / Decapitating Shoppers With Their Giant Swords / Sarah's Awesome Dude Crisis Segment / So What??


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Sunday, June 21, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 21 - OCCULT ASTROLOGY AND YOU




Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler!

Topics: Flat Earth, Hollow Earth / Guccifer / Email Hacking of the Rich and Famous / New York Times Nuclear Threat?? / Occult Numerological Timing / Nostradumbass / My J'ncos Are Not Aligned With the Stars / Scientology Corner / UKUSA / Actual Real Economic Discussion About the Potential Dissolution of the Eurozone (an IllCon first!) / Talking Shit on the French and the Scottish / Talking Shit on Google and Burning Man / Are You Ready?


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Sunday, June 14, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 20 - LET THE MIGHTY EAGLE SOAR




American Pride / Slash Slashers / British Garishness / Tartan Bling / Arizona Lesson / SF Bitchin' / Nine Eleven Jimmy Buffet / True Bad Boy Hair / Strippers Running From Dinosaurs / Yabba Dabba Don't / So We Eat Him Who Fell / Aliens Are Like Lightning / Real Or Not So Real / Just Turn Into Your Dad If You Want Attention / Braff Facts / Like She's Never Soared Before


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Sunday, May 31, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 19 - EIGHT CIRCUITS OF CILANTCHOUSNESS




Creating Freemasonry Conspiracy Theories; The America Dream is Luciferian; Cola Commercial Psy Ops; IllCon Low Lights; Activating Your Eight Circuits; Siqq Piqqs!

No show next week (6/7/15). See y'all the week after!


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Sunday, May 24, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 18 - MOM MEMES




Scientology update! Ghost update (doors closing on their own)! Stress tests! Mad Max! Poltergeist! Sarah discovers a new genre of horror! Questionable memes! Adult Big Butt Kids! Holy shit you guys, podcasting, how do we do it? No seriously. We have no idea.


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Sunday, May 17, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 17 - OUR BOATS HAVE ARRIVED




In this one, we discuss all things Australian, Sarah's girl crushes, What Women Want, the owl / alien / demon continuum, our apartment ghost, hallucinogenic mold, dumb SF, really badly reviewed movies, and loads of freaky British snacks!


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Sunday, May 10, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 16 - GAME OF PHIL ZONES




Computer Malfunctions! Mars! Baraq u Bamah! Clear Windows! Past Lives of IllCon Hosts! Ser Robert Jorts Fights The Jerry Bear! Snack Chat! Jean Commercial Jams! Siqq Booqqs! Wow! That's a lot of content! Wow! This episode is amazing! Wow!


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Sunday, May 3, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 15 - HOW STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK




Winter has turned again to spring, which means it's time to sacrifice one hour of your precious time to us while we discuss Beltane, fire festivals, Bohemian Grove, Belizean Grove, Burning Man, Wicker Man, and all the other groves and all the other mans. Please, won't you, please. No, do.


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Sunday, April 26, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 14 - NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL OT VIII!




"Clear" some time in your billion-year schedule for this Bridge to Total Freedom Rock! It's a listening party featuring all of your favorite anthems by classic jam masters like L. Ron Hubbard and Edgar Winter! These hits will blow your thetan. Also featured: snacks, Frank Stallone, and booze.


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Sunday, April 19, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 13: PRIVATE ILLCON, ILLCON FOR MONEY




Contained within: (1) Edinburgh Moments, (2) Sarah's Psychic Premonitions, (3) Erik's Private Synchronicity, (4) Chick Chat, (5) Dined Blate With Lodger Rodge, (6) 66, (7) Prophet.


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