Sunday, May 3, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 15 - HOW STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK




Winter has turned again to spring, which means it's time to sacrifice one hour of your precious time to us while we discuss Beltane, fire festivals, Bohemian Grove, Belizean Grove, Burning Man, Wicker Man, and all the other groves and all the other mans. Please, won't you, please. No, do.


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Sunday, April 26, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 14 - NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL OT VIII!




"Clear" some time in your billion-year schedule for this Bridge to Total Freedom Rock! It's a listening party featuring all of your favorite anthems by classic jam masters like L. Ron Hubbard and Edgar Winter! These hits will blow your thetan. Also featured: snacks, Frank Stallone, and booze.


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Sunday, April 19, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 13: PRIVATE ILLCON, ILLCON FOR MONEY




Contained within: (1) Edinburgh Moments, (2) Sarah's Psychic Premonitions, (3) Erik's Private Synchronicity, (4) Chick Chat, (5) Dined Blate With Lodger Rodge, (6) 66, (7) Prophet.


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Sunday, April 12, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 12 - AMSTERDUMB




Despite popular outcry, here is a sparkling new episode for you to enjoy! In this one, we discuss weird hotel room art (pictured below), talk Thetans, do a Siqq Piqqs, and taste some local truffles. All for you. All for you.

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Sunday, April 5, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 11 - ADULT MEN IN BUNNY COSTUMES



Just like Jesus, we have risen again on Easter. Join us as we discover German drinking techno, call the Bart Simpson Scientology hotline, and listen to recordings of REAL ANGELS singing songs of the End Times.


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Sunday, March 22, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 10 - KARMIC JOURNEY OF THE SOUL BALDWIN



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Holy SHIT! Lots going on here, lots to process. In this one, we talk peacocking, give our listeners FAR too much attention by actually reading their emails on the air, get sucked down a reincarnation rabbit hole, give you a surprise Low Light, get into some brutal and dark fairy tales, go "beneath the hoods" of secret societies, and discuss how adult babies signify the Aeon of Horus. Please do join us.


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UPDATE: 03/29/15: NO NEW NIGHTS AFTER DARK THIS WEEK :(
We'll be back next week. Please enjoy this tropical song instead. It Dad Rocks so hard it might impregnate your Mom.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 9 - PROFESSIONAL PACKAGE SPOTTERS



COUNT THE PACKAGES IN THE PICTURE AND WIN A PRIZE!

It's an episode... about nothing! And by nothing, I mean 311, new Cinderella, Blonde Depp, strange Dutch music man Harry Merry, furries around the globe, best fairytale remakes, and Cool American flavored Doritos.


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Sunday, March 8, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 8 - DOUCHEJA VU




In this episode, we over-"share", talk horror movies, probe the mysteries of Quantum Immortality, play some douche jams, and drink weird German boozes. Enjoy!

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Sunday, March 1, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 7 - A GENUINELY DEEP PROBING AT THE ALIEN DILDO PODCAST EMPORIUM




In this episode, we out the secrets of the universe, the aliens, and reincarnation. Eric Clapton also appears. I've had too many Mom Wines to describe further.


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Sunday, February 22, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 6 - OCCULT THEMES IN CLASSICAL MUSIC, VOL. II




WOW. We've really debased ourselves to typical IllCon levels on this one. Could this be our "best" episode yet? LISTEN AND THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED.


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LOCATION: Berlin, Germany

TOPICS:
Zoo Chat!
Wachowski Chat!
Akhenaten Chat!
German Snack Chat, Vol. II!
Wagner Chat!

Next Week: Something something German Occult something who knows?
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